The Accidental Gun

Annie (contrite voice):
Dad, sorry.
I drew a house, and I needed to draw a door...
But I accidentally drew a gun.

Sorry.

Dad:
Annie, we don't draw guns.

Annie (still contrite):
I know, it was an accident.

Here's the evidence of the crime.

I will slice your tires...

Can we listen to music please?
No, we're just having a quiet day.
Yeah, and you like to hear my nice songs.

if you do not have salvation... I will slice your tires with a gun.
if you do not have salvation, I will shoot the artilleryery.

Probably uses a 'mote

I was showing Anne lightening tonight.

She said, "Sky! More lightening please!"

To which I replied, "Annie, God is the One who makes the lightening, you should ask Him."

She responded, "Will you ask Him with me?"

So we sat there together praying, "God, may we have more lightening please? Amen."

"How can God make the lightening, He doesn't have a thing for it, He probably has a 'mote" (Remote)

I didn't say anything.

She continued, "No, He doesn't use a 'mote, He uses His Heart."

Several minutes later...

"I just saw some more lightening!
I guess He's selling more."