Overheard yesterday while Anne was cleaning the bathroom
and I unbutton my jeans while doing my school
I’m sittin’ at my desk and I’m so comfortable
you should get a car that has seat belts
they will keep you safe
oh yes, ham and avacado will keep you safe
oh yes it’s so good
now she’s switched to singing the same spanish word
over
and over
and over
nueva
oh yes I like it
oh yes I like it
oh yes I like it
and you better too
or else I’ll flick ya in the eye
Where does she get her violent streak? (I'm blaming Lydia)
1 comment:
Let’s not forget the Ham and avocado song.
Ham ham ham
Ham and avocado
You bring the ham
I’ll bring the cado
Ham ham ham
Ham and avocado
You bring the ham
We’ll make a hamacodo
(infinite variations of the above)
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