Bleeding Eyes

This is from a month or two ago

I'm walking around in my underwear.
We're talking about going on a date, and leaving, and anne needs some shorts to
be modest.

I told Lydia, "You'll be fine."

Anne pipes up and says to me, "Dad, you are NOT fine."

"You can wear your t-shirt, but you can NOT wear just your unders.
People would see you and say, 'Ew! Gross' then have to look away and their eyes would bleed."